Coconuts Are the New Bananas

My kids have been fighting with each other all. damn. day.  By bath time, I had had enough.  In order for me not to scream at them, I told them I needed to have a time out.  When I came back into the room Gloppy asked me why I had to have a time out.  I said "because you guys are driving me bananas."  He said, "I'm not driving you bananas, I'm driving you coconuts."