My name really is Kirsten. I am married to Jay. We are the parents of eleven year old twin girls, Macy and Avery and an eight year old little boy, Anders. Jay is East-Indian descent, I am of Norwegian descent. Get it?
Rather than re-type an entire post, just go here and read this. Or this one. Because the exact same thing happened today. I'm considering tying their hands behind their backs while I am in the shower. Any other suggestions?