"Mommy, I need a towel and don't come over here."
No need to take your kids to an amusement park... just open all the window in your mini-van and yell "hands up!" They won't know the difference.
A special thanks goes out to Jolly the Sister. My sister has not been without a pet, or two, since I don't know... birth. Right now she has a dog and a bunny. After spending Sunday afternoon at her house, my kids are now obsessed with getting a bunny. On the drive home I heard little whispers from the back seat, "Santa, can I please have a bunny?"