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Saturday, August 2, 2008

How I Feel Today

Dear Bathroom Scale,

Eff off.

Love,
Mama Ginger Tree



Dear House,

Clean yourself up a little bit.  Geez.

Love,
Mama Ginger Tree

7 comments:

Marinka said...

I'm so with you! It's about time that we stopped coddling them, don't you think?

EatPlayLove said...

LOL! I don't own a scale. But mine would be, hey jeans how did you shrink after being a year old...

anymommy said...

Dear lottery, Pick me! I'm worthy. Love, Anymommy.

Figured it was worth a try?!

heartatpreschool said...

...here's my day...

Dear Contractor,

Thanks for bringing over the entire building crew all day, it's not like we had any plans on SATURDAY! Oh, and thanks for sending us on a wild goose chase for marble slabs, with our two kids in tow. That was fun. Not.

Love,
Jolly the sister

Susie said...

Dear Laundry - You'd think by now you'd be able to fold yourself. I mean I leave you in the basket for HOURS - days even and still. You just sit there like a bump on a log. SNAP OUT OF IT!

Love, Susie

Insta-mom said...

I think my scale adds ten pounds just to be spiteful. I know I'd be a bit sassy if someone made me spend all my time in the bathroom.

Mama Ginger Tree said...

You guys are awesome. I am thinking of making this a regular feature here in the Candy Cane Forest.

Somehow just getting putting it out there made me feel better.