Today someone came here by googling "woman eating candy cane held between her breasts." Hi pervert in Nashville, TN.
I'm sorry to disappoint, but there will never, ever be any photos of a woman eating a candy cane held between her breasts or a "feel me up pediatrician" (whatever that is) on my blog. Please take your perversions somewhere else. There are children present here and ladies with very delicate ears (I'm looking at you AnyMommy).