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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Ew

Yesterday someone came across my blog by googling "feel me up pediatrician."  Um gross.  They hung around for a couple of page views!  

Today someone came here by googling "woman eating candy cane held between her breasts."  Hi pervert in Nashville, TN.

I'm sorry to disappoint, but there will never, ever be any photos of a woman eating a candy cane held between her breasts or a "feel me up pediatrician" (whatever that is) on my blog.  Please take your perversions somewhere else.  There are children present here and ladies with very delicate ears (I'm looking at you AnyMommy).

10 comments:

anymommy said...

Very delicate! Although, a between the breasts candy cane eating contest is sounding like a definite possibility for the DC dinner! Oh, no, does google search the comments? Now you'll get all the weird candy cane searches ;-)

Marinka said...

so funny! My favorite google search on my site was "will I die if I have 2 500 mg of Tylenol"? Yes, because Tylenol is trying to kill us all with the recommended dosage.

Stella Blue said...

haha!! My favorites so far are "big women in high heels" "child ate crayon" and "nothin' but high heels"

Melissa said...

I always feel left out on stuff like this. No one ever finds my site with something so lurid. Just problems with dishwashers...

Ok, and today's word verification is 13 letters.

Andrea's Sweet Life said...

The craziest searches I get are about panties and pooting in people's faces. REALLY? People are searching about pooting? It appears so.

heartatpreschool said...

Hilarious!

Unless someone gets turned on by doing the dishes, I'm guessing I won't get any wayward perverts on my blog just yet.

Guess I need more content...

Insta-mom said...

Wasn't George Clooney a pediatrician on ER? Now there's something that works with that first search.

EatPlayLove said...

I have yet to get any hits from my bizarre cabbage stuffing my bra post. Guess there aren't any cabbage pervs out there.

sheasy said...

The worst one I've had is "poo chewing gum". Uh..... gross.

Maura said...

I don't get that many weird ones. But I'll never look at a candy cane quite the same way again!