Thanking My Lucky Stars That My Kid Wasn't the One to Introduce the F Word to This Year's Kindergarten Class

Princess Frostine:  Mommy, do you know what the baddest word in the whole world is?

Mama Ginger Tree:  Ummmm, no what is it?

Princess Frostine:  FUCK!

Mama Ginger Tree (with look of shock and horror):  That is not a word for kids to use.  Who told you it was the baddest word in the world?*

Princess Frostine:  My friend L.  He said it's the baddest thing you can say.

Mama Ginger Tree:  If he ever says it at school again, tell him you don't like that word.  Blah, blah, blah, swear words are bad and don't ever use that word again blah, blah, blah.

*I was afraid to ask where she heard it, because I know she's heard it at home before.  Ahem.